Things Ben doesn't understand
	#1 Why denim shorts cost so much when they're so tiny
	#2 Why we can't drive in a blizzard to get doughnuts
	#3 Why scientists haven't gotten off their dirty asses to figure out why the leaves change color in the Fall
	#4 Why things are measured in football fields
	#5 Why local newscasters don't know what camera to look into
	#6 Why he can't eat 20 prunes in one sitting
	#7 Why he can't eat 20 dried apricots in one sitting