Things Ben doesn't understand

#1 Why denim shorts cost so much when they're so tiny
#2 Why we can't drive in a blizzard to get doughnuts
#3 Why scientists haven't gotten off their dirty asses to figure out why the leaves change color in the Fall
#4 Why things are measured in football fields
#5 Why local newscasters don't know what camera to look into
#6 Why he can't eat 20 prunes in one sitting
#7 Why he can't eat 20 dried apricots in one sitting